Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

Taken for Granite by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

grantmilliken 

it is a device to massage your anus

i love to use a grantmilliken

grantmilliken by my-peroid-is-near June 28, 2014

grant innes 

Someone who has sex with their mattress in an attempt to "wank"

"Hey did you hear that Jeff is a Grant Innes?"

"Really? How did you find out?"

"His brother caught him in the act"

grant innes by Falcon Lord xxxXXxx July 13, 2014

Lizzy Grant 

A young girl by the name of lizzy grant was mysteriously murdered by singer song writer Lana Del Rey

Lizzy grant: a girl killed by Lana del rey

Lizzy Grant by KizzyGrant March 5, 2022

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

granite maul spec by A_revolver June 16, 2008

Granthole 

A legend who lands biddies like a champ, downs fireball like water, and slays smooth jazz like Louis Armstrong.

On his 21st birthday, that Granthole gave the most interesting man in the world a run for his money. But he'll probably just go back to being a Granthole tomorrow.

Granthole by Curling Wizard 2014 May 12, 2014

Tyler Grant 

To be a shitty human; hated by many, liked by few.

Fuck that faggot, he's such a Tyler Grant.

Tyler Grant by Ih8Life25 February 21, 2017