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doobitch 

1.the persone you gank marijuana off of, or one who holds it for you.
2.someone dumb enough to do whatever you tell them, and therefore subject to your every whim.
"we're gonna stop at 72 before we head back to my roof... Nick's my doobitch."
"ha! what a pathetic doobitch, man!"
"that pork doobitch killed my buzz."
doobitch by killerqueen May 4, 2005
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Homo doofious 

A type of human male known to be extremely doofy. Typically awkward, clumsy, and nerdy.
The Homo doofious spends its day studying martial arts, in vain, for it is nearly impossible for it to find a mate.

You know that tall, lanky guy with glasses mediating? He is a homo doofious.
Homo doofious by Jerkmilk October 15, 2008

Dunnigans/Doogins 

The Dunnigans/Doogins were an anti-white racist hispanic Clique of the Tango Orejon gang in San Antonio Texas at Career Point College in the year 2012. See Wonderland Mafia
Them Dunnigans/Doogins sure hated white people. Mexicans are pure racists.

allah doobie sex 

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah
i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic
allah doobie sex by 123890567 September 9, 2020

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.
Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

doohickey 

A name for a machine when you don't know what it does.
Look at this funky doohickey I got!
doohickey by Colony October 14, 2003