gold dicker 

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

gold dicker by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

Hot Dickens Cider 

Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.

Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?

Hot Dickens Cider by ThaBigCheesy July 2, 2010

Dickery 

The action of doing something that will make you look like a dick, or be seen as a dick.

Jack performed an act of dickery yesterday, when he shoved that girl's face into the cake.

Dickery by Tri Force95 April 27, 2010

The dickens, you say!?! 

This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens

LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!

TIM: The dickens, you say!?!

The dickens, you say!?! by indieurban September 7, 2017

Dickery 

When playing a game in such a way as to piss off anyone who is playing with you or against you. To turn being a dick into a viable way of playing a game. It is only dickery if they are aware of what they are doing or when they smile as they do it.

"Quit doing the same move over and over again that is just pure dickery."

"Haha, look at the dickery I just pulled on this guy."

Dickery by BryanCL April 30, 2008

poop-dickery 

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor

i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one

poop-dickery by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011

upper deckers 

As per the John Waters' film A Dirty Shame, an upper decker is the act of defecating in the tank of the toliet.

(As per my intoxication, an upper decker is my ability to write this while in the act (I'm currently the upper deck).)

"I started doing upper deckers, shitting in the top tank of the toliet, where no one would ever look to find the odor . . . "

upper deckers by iloverobots01 January 9, 2006