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Darryl Perry

A man who simply enjoys making toast.
“What’s next, requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster?”

-Darryl Perry at 2016 Libertarian Convention
Darryl Perry by Spicyspectrum July 12, 2021

darryl dukes 

when girls wear cut off jean shorts they are called daisy dukes
when guys wear cut off jean shorts they are called darryl dukes
if you are a male, take a pair of TIGHT jeans, cut them off an inch or two above the knee, put them on! The darryl dukes.

Darryl Pouch

The pouch on the breast of a shirt.
Hey I don't have pockets, will you hold my phone?
No, you have a great Darryl Pouch on your shirt. They are great phone holders.
The cheekiest of the cheeky bitches.

A reject form geordie shore.

A bad judge of character.
Darryl by swiggottyswooty May 6, 2016

Darryl Anthony James Jr. 

No cooler guy exits. He belong to a species known to the layman as bugs. He is a bug.
Nice Lady: I was drivin' this mornen' and I got guts all over me windshealde.

Rude man (slightly skeptical): That was just Darryl Anthony James Jr. It's fine.
Works as a car mechanic, and has got six years until retirement.
2 packs of ciggaretes a day habit.
Has three ex-wives.
Rumored to have killed a man in 1993.
"My mechanic Darryl is all cool until you fuck around with him"
Darryl by MarcusRex August 9, 2018