Darryle is the worst kind of chode. He often times leaves snotballs in the pockets of his pants. He loves to make plans for his entire group of friends, then he shows up late to those plans. Basically, Darryle is the worst. Apparently, however, he's the best husband? Darryle drives a hybrid, but talks about his Bronco all the time. Darryle loves beagles.
The most simply divine Instagram account ever. (sidenote: I stumbled across this Instagram account and it's the most beautiful thing ever) Darryl invented the words: divine, delightful, simply, delicious, etc. He hails from Zimbabwe and the ugliest fish in the world looks like HIM, not the other way around.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Darryl Robertson Jr.'s new post?"
Person 2: "Yeah, wasn't it his new song 'Auschwitz'?"
Person 1: "No, the one before that where he showed us his Globglogabgalab shrine."
Person 2: "Ah, I remember that one! Yes, it was simply delightful."
A very smart and intelligent man. Strong, funny, and smart. Can it get any better? Nope. Whenever you need him, he'll be there. Darryl is always a good friend, husband, and dad. Darryl is good at everything- video games, math, driving race-cars, being a genius, etc. Everyone will always remember Darryl when he is passed- such a good guy. Deserves more appreciation and recognition for the things he does. Phenomenal person.