cricket
"so uh..how about that cricket andrew?"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
"yeah it's fucking gay"
"i know, i rather watch a turd floating in mid air"
cricket
An outdoor game played with bats, a ball, and wickets by two teams of 11 players each. Very popular in England and what's left of its so called 'empire'.
The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.
The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.
There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
The game is played by men of questionable sexuality wearing v-neck sweaters making jokes about sticky wickets. Most cricket players fantasize about being spanked by the 'bat' which is not a real bat at all, but better known in tight cricket circles as a bum paddle.
The game originated in England over 500 years ago. It is played with a ball very similar to a real baseball, which is what gives the players the impression that they're playing a real sport.
There are one, and sometimes two 'innings' in game. Given the sensitive nature of the players involved, more innings would be too taxing.
cricket by spleen2006 May 21, 2006
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cricket
A game in which the aussies rule at it and everyone else is jealous as f**k with the aussies
its also heaps boring and basketball is better
its also heaps boring and basketball is better
cricket by *Aussiebizkits* January 30, 2008
Cricket
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a person who engages in sex with alot of different people more than a couple times a day or week, kinda like a bedhopper they jump from person to person.
Cricket by C. Smizzle July 30, 2007