Task Constipation 

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

Task Constipation by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011

Worker's Constipation 

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

Worker's Constipation by Telephony July 20, 2020

erectile constipation 

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion

After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.

erectile constipation by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010

Artistic Constipation 

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

Artistic Constipation by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

spiritual constipation 

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

spiritual constipation by clenched soul August 6, 2014

Vacation Constipation 

The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.

It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.

When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!

Vacation Constipation by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009

emotional constipation 

Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.

(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)

He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!

emotional constipation by Robodok January 23, 2008