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Coffee in the cockpit 

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

russian cockpit

The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.
Pilot: All aboard the Russian cockpit.
russian cockpit by Mike Op January 21, 2008

The Cockpit

The trap house of ho, rusty, lucky, and tall bitch
Yo bro beer darts at the cockpit. We smokin in the shed first. BYOB
The Cockpit by tallbitchofic October 17, 2021

Cockitude 

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.
I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds
Cockitude by Shatbuff July 12, 2019
it's a fart from the penis
Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!
cockpet by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

cocknitive 

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.
Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.
cocknitive by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013