butt to butt resuscitation

Emergency procedure, usually from one recipient to another; to restore consciousness, vigor, life, and dance moves to the butt.

Young LaFonda was severly lacking skills on the dance floor. Luckily, Shaneequa came to her aid and gave her butt to butt resuscitation by touching butts and magically restoring her butt moves.

butt to butt resuscitation by Funk Ex Nihilo April 3, 2011

butt hurt butter 

Noun:
Joke full name for Phenylephrine ointment more commonly known as Preparation H.

Get Karen some butt hurt butter because her hemorrhoids flared up from the meme I just showed her.

butt hurt butter by IHammerheadI400 December 11, 2024

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

don't be a butt fuck 

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

don't be a butt fuck by Relic8 March 8, 2011

DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt)

1. two men simultaneously analy penetrate each other

I woke up in the castro DBDB'd to some guy.
I had my first DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt) experience last night, it was worth it.

DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt) by DBDB September 24, 2012

Butt and Switch

1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.

After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.

Butt and Switch by pyra023 September 10, 2010

butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019