stepping into the breach

n. to promptly satisfy a friend's acknowledged and intense proclivity for anal sex after the dissolution of (or during a break in) their relationship with a lover/partner/spouse

"Look, we all know how much Consuela likes to get her booty banged; the way I see it, if Yaron ends up dumping her, I'm stepping into the breach."

stepping into the breach by C of M August 30, 2008

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nude breach

An unfortunate event that has affected people across the world. When once a upon a time it was a fun and flirty way to add a spark to a relationship by sending nudes to each other; it is no longer considered safe. There was a series of events that led up to this state, which include but is not limited to:
Ex.
1.
Micheal: hey dude, your gf send you any nudes today??
Frank: Yeah man, she is totally bangin today! check it out!
Micheal: damn!! can you send that to me?
Frank: idk dude, i'll think about it
***Micheal and Frank get to school***
Micheal: bros, check out the nude Bianca sent Micheal this morning!
The guys all at once: Daaaaayuuumn!

2.
People who are skilled at programming have strategically managed to release to the public and/or their friends and family the nudes that every single female from every walk of life has ever sent, from A list celebrities to the thot next door.

The nude breach is really a loose-loose situation.

nude breach by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015