soz 'ard 

An individual who believes they are a real hard case, but are actually soft as shite. The term is either used as a sarcastic response to the individual or as a description of them.

"I'm David fucking Donovan"
"Soz 'ard!"

"Yeah, that Donovan prick's a bit of a soz 'ard"

soz 'ard by Captain Undies November 13, 2004

sorry ard

when any individual cusses someone and says an insult you say sorry ard sarcasticaly because the person is trying to look hard

person 1: oh ya mum is so fat and has hairy armpits
person 2: ooohhhh sorry ard good comeback
person 3: cum on then
person 4: just cos youre embaressed i did your mum last night, tell her i left the money under the pilla
person 5: oohhhh sorry ard; dick

sorry ard by freddie boi September 16, 2006

Well 'Ard 

Football(soccer) player, who isn't afraid to put his, or the oppositions body on the line to get a tackle in.

"Adrien Liejer broke Robert Middleby's collarbone! he's well 'ard."

Well 'Ard by liejer well 'ard November 9, 2008

soz'ard 

said to a complete twat who thinks they are 'hardcore'

person: there is no such thing as squirrel crisps.
hardcore person: errr, yeah there is!
person: ooo, soz'ard.

soz'ard by be a dale February 10, 2009

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD) by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

Big ard pezza 

someone who is massivly feard, has quite a large nose, and humungous feet.

Please big ard pezza, dont step on me

Big ard pezza by Maido!! January 19, 2009

c'ard-on 

The type of hard-on guys get in a car, usually while driving over a continuously bumpy road.

Guys in a car going on a camping trip:
Hey - check-out Jake - he's asleep, but has a c'ard-on.
That's funny!

Guy thinking to himself:
Damn bumpy road - giving me a c'ard-on.

c'ard-on by RNPS December 9, 2008