Wan Lo
Mr Wan (aka Wan Lo) is the current junior form teacher at LSC. He, like all old people, has almost no hair. Myths said that the legendary instrument, the Wanlodica, is the infinite source of baldness and age for Wan Lo. HE, thanks to the Wanlodica, is currently 6,235,717 years old. His face is like Shrek, only more like Thanos.
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