waffling Share definition Flag To be an indecisive prick who keeps going back and forth on the issues and not being man enough to take a firm stance. John Kerry is the king baby! John Kerry waffles on every single goddamn issue! waffling by fuck that guy...he's a pussy! September 4, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the waffling mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch