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Tweet Bag. 

A person who continually updates their twitter.
Person 1- "Isn't it half time? Why did Shaq just update his twitter?"

Person 2- " Dude, Shaq is a total Tweet Bag."
Tweet Bag. by 109020 September 15, 2010

tweet and yeet 

a popular twitter move frequently made by niall horan. when a twitter user comes online to make one tweet and then immediately closes the app.
"Did Niall seriously just tweet and yeet again?
tweet and yeet by niallfloof February 20, 2019

Tweet Diarrhea 

Unstoppable continuous tweets...much like diarrhea. Low to no quality, immense quantity.
I had to unfollow...the tweet diarrhea was too much.
Tweet Diarrhea by Siemprealisto March 10, 2009

Tweet Fighter 

A Twitter user having a back-and-fourth argument on Twitter with another Twitter user.
CyborgSuperman: @alitereve You're an insensitive dick

Alitereve: @cyborgsuperman You're an overly sensitive prick

CyborgSuperman: @alitereve Touché

RyanDesigns: @alitereve @cyborgsuperman Get a room, Tweet Fighters.
Tweet Fighter by 2smokingbarrels December 4, 2009

tweet skeet 

1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz

Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link

"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
tweet skeet by suyinmei August 22, 2009

tweet twitch 

A verb describing the process of reflexively posting and responding to Twitter tweets by pure spinal reflex -- without involvement of the brain. In serious cases, tweet twitchers may black out and discover hours of tweets they have no memory of making. Research suggests a possible connection to fugue states (which see).

Frequently, but not always, a binge of tweet twitching is followed by regret, remorse -- and, eventually, relapse.
1) Freaked abt post just tweet twitched. Must remember: just a slip. Am powerless ovr Twttr & life has become unmangeable.

2) Dude, XTREME tweet twitching last nite. Woke up w/out girlfriend & most BFFs.
tweet twitch by jmknapp53 December 30, 2009