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Hot Tubbing 

When you stick your face in between your partner's butt cheeks, put your lips together, and blow like your making your own hot tub in the bathtub. Also known in some circles as speed boating, or motor boating the backside.
The wife thinks it tickles when I go Hot Tubbing, but I think it's fun. So long as she doesn't fart on me!
Hot Tubbing by yesimapirate March 4, 2011
Related Words
You're a tubbit!
Tubbit by Jacob Martin Walker April 24, 2011

hot tubbing 

when u get in a spa with some fly honeys
ayo yall wanna go hot tubbin
hot tubbing by j2dizzo September 7, 2003
when a statement is made, it is someone who replies to the statement with some kind of idiotic phrase that is just a bunch of jumbled nothingness and should have not been stated at all, and after the "tubbs" does this you are to yell at him/ or her and tell them how idiotic they are and tell them to shut up, possibly even punch them.
Someone can also be called a tubbs if they have a goat. in that case u just touch the goat and make fun of him saying he hates it.
Another definition for a tubbs is someone who has not yet learned to talk to the opposite sex, so you make fun of them and tell them they talk a lot and they know what they are doing.
Ben: Scott is a Bomb
Tubbs: yep lol
Everyone: WTF SHUT UP TUBBS

Ben: OMG look at those chicks, they are fucking ug
Tubbs: yeah, lets go, we need to get back home
Everyone: OMG WTF TUBBS you fucking talk alot u homo, do u knwo what ur doing or something?
tubbs by wildalgo May 6, 2005

tubbinator 

a fat person that is so huge that they are no longer tubby. once they exceed tubby they become the fucking tubbinator.
Marwa-daaaaaaaaaamn that bitch is huge.
Gadeer-nahhh shes the fucking tubbinator!
tubbinator by nOqOOd marweezy* September 30, 2009

tubbiemonster 

A majestic creature that can turn frowns of Snorlaxes upside down in no time at all. If the tubbiemonster becomes upset it will most likely stop talking and furrow its brow. Ways to cheer him up include supplying him with a KFC family feast and/or lrg 20 pc nugget meal + choc milkshake, holographic pokemon cards, or just singing him a good old-fashioned lullaby or two. If you anger the tubbiemonster, beware! He has a ferocious temper when provoked, making him difficult to talk to or even pet. The best thing to do is let him cool off for a few days, and slowly approach him promising delectable kissies and warm cuddles. Also be wary when the tubbiemonster's in an especially good mood, as it loses the ability to realise its own strength. If you let him pick you up during one of these sporadic episodes, recede into fetal position and cover your head, for behaving in any other way may result in severe wall-induced head trauma. Favourite pastimes of the tubbiemonster include: eating, catching up on re-runs of Maury, playing video games, trying to understand the humour of the popular 90s sitcom Seinfeld, and providing his mates (the chubbiemonster and/or JKim) with sweet sweet tender loving care. If ur interested in seeing a tubbiemonster for yourself, your best bet is hitting up a Canadian Tire, where you can usly find him picking up survival provisions for the looming apocalypse he’s certain will kill us all in 2012.
person 1 : "hey man, I was at McDonalds today n saw this dude go ballistic!"

person 2 : "no way, what was his problem?"

person 1 : "he was like, 'yo can i get a supersize 60 pc nugget meal?' n the cashier lady was all like 'sorry sir, we dont carry that in North America' and he starting like rockin back in forth n breathin real hard....I was tripping"

person 2: "shit man what did you do?!"

person 1: "well you know, luckily i had some dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets in my pocket. I just handed em to the guy n slowly backed away without making eye contact n ppl said he just smiled n like, walked away"

person 2: "wow dude, so sketch. Hey, you don't think that coulda been a tubbiemonster, do you??"

person 1: "in this part of town?? naahhh..."
tubbiemonster by chubbiemonster December 18, 2010