The North Pole Shuffle 

The sexual act that can only be performed on Christmas night, it involves inserting a minimum of 34 candy canes up ones rectum, whiles masturbating to the grinches bleached nipples, while sitting on top of a dead hooker dressed as Mrs.Claus deep throating the latest edition of the Christmas people’s magazine, then removing the candy canes from your anus, and piercing ones testicles using the sharpened blades of Christmas Joy.

This act should be done while smacking a dead dog to the beat of “we wish you a merry Christmas.”

Santa invented the North Pole shuffle in 1865 after receiving a massive erection from family photos of 12 year olds

I can’t wait to do the North Pole shuffle on Christmas Eve

The North Pole Shuffle by Jajdbfnsh October 29, 2018

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole 

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole by Sidam September 7, 2013

pole in the hole 

To stick your man member in any orafice, male or female.

Phong: Hey Bill, I heard you played pole in the hole with Stephanie last night.
Bill: Damn right !

pole in the hole by TuckerLipsin April 10, 2015

long pole in the tent

Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.

The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!

long pole in the tent by realgeek March 22, 2011

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole 

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

The Flaming Totem Pole 

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

The Flaming Totem Pole by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

pole-ing the electorate 

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.

From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"

pole-ing the electorate by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008