Salmoning 

An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.

Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.

I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.

Salmoning by High on Life August 1, 2008

salmoning 

Swimming upstream feverishly but getting nowhere. Only to end up tired and dead when the swim is over.

The Oracle RAC installation on VCS has us all salmoning until Brian finally nailed it.

salmoning by DaveTheToolMan September 3, 2007

Salmoning 

When someone answers an obvious question, someone can shout "salmon on the floor" and the answerer must lie on the floor, wiggle like a salmon and shout "I'm a salmon".

(On a Monday)
"Is it Monday?"
"Yes"
"Salmon on the floooor!!!!"
*Answerer begins salmoning*

Salmoning by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

summising

a stupid word nicki minaj made up, found in her song "fly'

"must be suprising, i'm just summising"

summising by screwdis November 25, 2011

Salmoning 

When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.

It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.

As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.

"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."

Salmoning by Phantumps December 6, 2016

summatingwong

the guy that ate my cat

why you eat my cat for is summatingwong wit you

summatingwong by nig nog golly wog September 17, 2020

Summering 

It means wearing hot temperature type cloth
Like tshirts shorts etc

Man1:yo you start summering already?
Man2:yeah it's been really hot lately

Summering by AshFoxMI April 5, 2021