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Stuck up town that will definitively get you somewhere in life though. Full of pretty, rich people who live along side the lowerclass. You're known here for looks or being good at a sport. Sports are everything, alongside with Bagel Boys. Every Friday night is either dedicated to football or hockey. Self defense shirts are slowly dying out since Biddy retired. Ugg slippers, a North Face vest and leggings are the go to outfit, but can be substituted for ripped jeans and Adidas superstars. Most girls sport either Snickerdoodle Iced Coffee, Starbucks, or Dunkin. People get high in the bathrooms and the highschool has no designated lunch spots. The guys never seem to wear pants, only shorts, and always high end brands. Nudes and drugs are sold, yet the highschool is one of the top in New York. If you have blonde hair and/or eyes that aren't green or brown, you're unique. The town is 20% Italian 25% Jewish 25% Hispanic 20% Italian 5% Black and 5% Asian. Cliques are very dominant, and there's no set group of '''popular''' people. Amazing hockey team. Mainly known for Grace Vanderwaal and great students, the pressure is high. Cuts for sports can even happen senior year and sports can completely change their reputation in a season (referred to as a "szn") There is a lot of competition, and most freshmen will have sex before sophomore year. Welcome to Suffern.
"Ugh we're gonna lose this hockey game tonight and never hear the end of it."
"Who are we playing?"
"Suffern."
"Oh shit."
Suffern by aleskaaa April 25, 2017
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Turd-surfer 

Someone who steps in dog shit when barefoot.
A.oh I was barefoot and steped in shit the other day

B Turd-surfer
Turd-surfer by jibby gibson July 25, 2010

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering 

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'
No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

Howard's Suffering 

When you invest in the 4th industrial revolution and you dont fully understand what you bought. This is the time spent in uncertainty while waiting for the start of the Chainlink singularity.

Swing and No Linkers BTFO
All of your dreams will come true if you make it past the Howard's Suffering.
Howard's Suffering by Coubra May 10, 2019

Saffervescence 

A slang derivative of effervescence. The term is used to describe the awesomeness given off by one, and only one, interaction designer extraordinaire. It is a feeling hard to describe, but you know it when you are in its presence; there is a certain "rarefied vocational air".
He walked into the room and saffervescence filled all of the available space. The air felt electric.
Saffervescence by Dan Harrelson March 12, 2008

Can Stuffer 

Meanwhile, packing cans travel to a workstation to be filled by some of the most decorated and celebrated members of the workforce, the can stuffers.