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Squirtling 

The name derives from the popular Pokemon, Squirtle. The act of squirtling entails squirting either warm or cool water with your mouth onto your partner's genitalia for sexual gratification.
Nerd 1: Hey man, I tried Squirtling last night with my girlfriend. She loved it!
Nerd 2: No way, I asked if we could try Charizarding and my girlfriend went to bed without giving me any action. I'll try to ask for Squirtling next time!
Squirtling by annarky June 21, 2015
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squircling 

when some body would laugh so hard they would cum. Usually used as a sarcastic expression.
" I laughed so hard i basicly scuircled."
"He thought the joke was so funny he started squircling."

Squirrelitis 

A syndrome resulting from a untreated squirrel bite. Symptoms include; the heightened urge to think & talk about squirrels, the increased desire to fetch nuts, and an intense feeling of a need to climb trees.
He must have squirrelitis, all he ever does is talk about squirrels.
Squirrelitis by Mr.SilkyPants November 22, 2006

Squirtling 

The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
Squirtling by MeowDaddy69 May 28, 2016

Squirrelling The Turd

The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
John was stuck in traffic, so he was really squirrelling the turd.
Squirrelling The Turd by Pete1688 October 6, 2012

squirrellin'

To be young and be a fucking retard.

Also to be young, and moving side to side rapidly on IRacing
The 4:45 AM EST has a lot of FUCKING SQUIRRELS.

This motherfucker moved to wall to the line about 70000000000 times. fucking squirrellin'
squirrellin' by PC10DaTruth July 15, 2011

Squirtilingus 

Performing cunnilingus on a woman...while she's squirting.
At first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.
Squirtilingus by das bouk! July 28, 2016