Windows shopping 

Spending an inordinate amount of time viewing page after page of an item, say shoes, on multiple websites.

I was Windows shopping for almost 3 hours this morning....I looked at almost 4000 pairs of shoes and didn't buy shit.

Windows shopping by Krema April 19, 2009

Shopping Nazis 

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

Shopping Nazis by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

Calendar Shopping 

Those times when you buy a new Calander before New Years. This is usually done a day or two after Christmas.

Person 1: Hey lets go Calendar Shopping. I need to get a new Calander before New Years.

Person 2: Aight. I'm gonna get me one of those FHM calandars.

Calendar Shopping by Dancing with Fire December 29, 2010

shooting gallery

heroin users version of a crack house

he od'd over at the shooting gallery

shooting gallery by chillcat May 30, 2003

School shooting 

What happens when the emo kids listens to too much screamo and foster the people

Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting

Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society

School shooting by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

Shooting the Clown 

The act of masterbation.

Matt: "Man that porn you sent me, I was Shooting the Clown all night."

Shooting the Clown by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

shooting the shit 

Talking with others just to pass the time. The topic of conversation may vary, but in general there is no point to be made.

We were just hanging out last night at the bar and shooting the shit.

shooting the shit by J-Dubya October 31, 2003