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Any imitation of the absorbant cloth "ShamWow."
I bought this Super Shammy at the fair and it doesn't absorb SHIT. Total ScamWow, dawg.
ScamWow by Michelle Bop January 20, 2009
A child resulting from the copulation of an Irish and an Italian.
My friend is Irish. Her friend is Italian. They will make Shamwops.
Shamwop by HORN1 April 18, 2009
1. An expression of amazement when someone with the word "shao" as part of their name does something outside the box, solves a complicated problem or produces content that induces varying degrees of awe, etc.
2. A title to call someone OP (overpowered) in their everyday lives with the word "shao" as part of their name

3. Something to call your manager who has "shao" as part of their name when you want to annoy them
Shao: Hey, look I solved the problem no one else could figure out.
You: Shaowow!

Shao: Yesterday I plotted and produced graphs that track pandemic response across 60 countries.
You: No wonder we call you Shaowow.
Shaowow by yewehcks July 30, 2021
(v.)

A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.
"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."
Shampow by Sulfo April 5, 2009
A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."
Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.
Sham Wow by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009
(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.
SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.
ShamPow by ArchimageFan666 March 30, 2009