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A person who wishes he could see through that window
Person 1: Hey who is this guy ?
Person 2: It looks like he wishes he could see through that window.
Person 1: Then its probably Reuben.
Reuben by COG_BlackMamba June 18, 2018
reubens are always 'minecraft boiis'. theyre very annoying and always spend their lunch breaks on their phones even though their friends are with them.
oi reuben get off your phone, di*k!
Reuben by peeeeeepooooo69 May 21, 2021
the sickest and sweetest man alive, he has a heart of gold and will treat you well if he likes you. He is usually ginger and has the prettiest eyes as well as the prettiest body. He is funny and I laugh constantly when I’m around him
“Have you met that oak Reuben?”

Other person: “ yes he has the purest energy and is the best person
biggest heart. brilliant jokes. best personality.

this man has the purest energy along with the kindest soul, he is caring and supportive as well <3

he will always be there for you and make you crack a smile every now and then.
“Have you met the new kid reuben”

Other person, “ yes, sickest oak there is and has the coolest ginger hair
The adorable pig that is Jesse's pet in Minecraft Story Mode...
NOOOOO!!!!!!! REUBEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reuben by 4th Impact 4 LIFE!!!!!!! September 21, 2016
Reuben a.k.a the lover of Venessa. Reuben, the poster name for someone with absolutely no purpose whatsoever. Lethargic, defiant, aggressive are some of the words used to describe a Reuben. A Reuben is mind you 1 sus guy. He’ll make you feel like you’re suspicious but in reality he is the one who is suspicious. He has a nonchalant and unbothered attitude about everything but Venessa. So ya as a hole a Reuben is useless
Ohh there goes Reuben. The fuck is he doing here?
Reuben by Bruhhstfu@22 April 3, 2022