Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!
by Big D January 9, 2003
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A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.
by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009
Get the Plate tosser mug.A steroid raging jerk who takes all the 45 pound plates at the gym leaving only 35 and 25 pound plates for everyone else. These tank top wearing, slightly over-weight, ego driven plate hogging jerks typically try to lift 450 pounds (improperly) while breathing heavy and moaning to get the attention of girls who laugh at them. These creatures may or may not be Italian guidos much like those seen on jersey shore.
I wanted to lift today but some plate hog had all the 45 pound plates so I had to wait.
Uh oh, there are a bunch of Italian guidos at the gym today. Plate hog alert!
Uh oh, there are a bunch of Italian guidos at the gym today. Plate hog alert!
by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy December 2, 2010
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Get the plate drop mug.Is when you still a piece of food off someone else's plate while they are not aware, ie. when they are in the restroom.
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