Pitbull card 

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.

Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)

Pitbull card by Mountainish man August 5, 2016

pitbull paradox 

When something is loved, owned, sought 9r, even hated based upon precieved value it adds by status. Those involved don't understand its care or details leading to mass misunderstanding, precieved danger etc.
The subject is then banned, barred or hunted for that perception until another group determined an injustice and, rally to protect it.

Many non-binary groups have been subject to the pitbull paradox being misunderstood or condemned and hunted until recently we realized it was unjust, unfair and prejudice

pitbull paradox by HungryRobotics June 26, 2021

pitbull fem 

A fem lesbian that looks mean and badass and is but is a big sweetheart

Yea that girl over there is a pitbull fem.

pitbull fem by The og pitbull fem March 27, 2023

Pitbull Mpreg 

vibes of a male who's built largely and can barely walk, genuinely looking like a pregnant pitbull.

Oh my god @memez_of_kareem (example) gives off pitbull mpreg energy!

Pitbull Mpreg by memez_of_kareem June 17, 2025

Preston Pitbull 

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

Preston Pitbull by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Russian Pitbull 

A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.

After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.

Russian Pitbull by Héctor Rodríguez VI March 4, 2017

angry pitbull 

when a girl is deepthroating and shakes her head rigoriously back and forth while at the base of the penis. Much like a pitbull tugging on a leg.

Your girl is such a slut that the only time she says no to me, is when she's giving me the angry pitbull.

angry pitbull by Jackie Tequila November 27, 2006