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Asuka Langley Soryu

The best and hottest character in nge, polot of the 02 eva, honestly people who hate her are dumb. Shes cool, pretty and has amazing personality, people who kin her are so cool and sexy.
Stupid: "Hey did you watch neon genesis?"
Hottie: "Yea"
Stupid: "Who do you like?"
Hottie: "Asuka Langley Soryu"
Stupid: "EWWWW I HATE HER SHES SO ANNOYING"
Hottie: "gkys"
Asuka Langley Soryu by sasorii July 20, 2021
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pulling a langley 

The act of taking a sick day off work immediatly after a period of holiday.
shouldn't jack be back from holiday today?" "Yeah; he's pulling a langley

christen langley

obt slut! who owns 'The Hour Inn' and makes 2 cents an hour
Christen is at OBT every nite!
christen langley by Candy August 29, 2004

chris langley 

A massive full time legend who fixes showers on a daily basis
chris langley by Heyyouiggy March 2, 2016

Asuka Langley Soryu Kin

Someone who would probably use people, say they’re cooler or smarter than basically everyone else, cute for the most part, Will call you a gay Shinji kin, sorta funny, weird in a way, is actually not smarter than you, Lowkey Lesbian, Will get mad at you a lot, WILL HARASS YOU.
Person 1: Is that Sasorii?!
Person 2:Oh god that’s the Asuka Langley Soryu Kin watch out they’ll tell you how they’re cooler than you or harass you for no reason.

dangley langley

2 platonic, male friends illegitimate love childs penis.
My son was telling me how he got this chick knocked up with his dangley langley

jacob langley 

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.
Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying
jacob langley by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017