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Jewbanga 

A young man of Jewish descent who is in denial of this fact. They are often scruffy and shady in appearance. This is because they dont want people to know that they are actually Jewish. They always have an uncut penis. This is how you really know they are a Jewbanga!
Dan you are a dirty uncut Jewbanga! Admit it!
Jewbanga by SACS November 30, 2006
A praise given to a Jew after he/she does something awesome,holy, or sacred.
Ben you are a Jew Bag! Here, let me buy you Night Owl Cookies tonight:)
Jew Bag by SugarShot April 28, 2009

jewmageadon 

when all the jews killed in the holocaust will come back to life and take over the world
jewmageadon
jewmageadon by awesome jew guy January 19, 2010
Someone that is from jewish and cuban descent.
Boy 1: That kid over there looks jewish
Boy 2: No, he looks cuban
Boy 3: Yeah, he's a jewban
jewban by SoftBoner December 28, 2008
A velvet bag that holds Jewish items for prayer like a yarmulke (skull cap), tallis (prayer shawl), etc.
Your jew bag holds alot of stuff.
jew bag by light'nin March 20, 2008

Jewbaggins

A person who exhibits extreme stinginess or cheapness in everyday life. A person who hoards anything he can get his hands on, including an xbox controller or a bong.
"Mac, I can't believe you just took another rip. It was clearly my turn. You're such a jewbaggins."
Jewbaggins by Gatt Meiger October 14, 2011
a 2003 Pontiac Grand Am. Usually driven at high speeds with techno playing.
Dude grab Jewbane and lets go to dons.
Jewbane by colpy December 31, 2008