1. A wonderfully crazy little egg-shaped
schizophrenic on
homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler hat who's apparently from the southern
United States.
2. Possibly the great uncle of Homestar Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.
"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"Carmel corn for
president please!"
"Ahahahahym the human wedgie!"
"Hey dude, see that guy
over there? That's Nick.
Don't even try to talk to him, he's a real Homsar."