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hatrick is to score 3 goals in a soccer/football/futbol match
rushy: england r thrashing ze germans
k8n: wat a goal dat just completed his hatrick

hat trick 

To individually score three goals in a soccer game.
"Ronaldinho was one goal away from a hat trick."
hat trick by PucktheFolice June 30, 2006

Hat Trick 

1) In ice hockey, when one player scores 3 goals

2) Fucking, butt fucking and getting a blowjob from your woman all in the same night
I scored a hat trick in last night's game. Then my girlfriend let me score a hat trick with her!
Hat Trick by Nasty Nate September 10, 2003

gordie howe hat trick 

In ice hockey .....

a Gordie Howe Hat Trick is a variation on the hat-trick, wherein a player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game. It is named after Gordie Howe, well known for his skill at both scoring and fighting.

in a relationship .....

a Gordie Howe hat trick is getting into a fight with your significant other (usually provoked from her interrupting your sports game) , making up and then scoring a "goal" all in the space of televised sporting event
man, I scored my own " gordie Howe hat trick "while watching the HABS game last night
gordie howe hat trick by stickyhole November 18, 2013

Dirty Hat Trick 

Having sex with 3 different women in a day separately, without washing off in between.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?

Guy 2: I did a Dirty Hat Trick this weekend with Sandy, Stacy, and and Amber.

Guy 1: Dude! That's nasty but awesome!!! Hope they don't talk about it and find out!

Guy 2: Yeah, right? They all blew me, too. Haha!

Guy 1: Gnarly!

Wankers' hatrick 

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
That guy has a wankers' hatrick
Wankers' hatrick by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017