Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

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edinger

The act of making Chewbacca noises while defiling a guests bathroom....

At the Christmas party, Burt pulled an Edinger after eating a taco buffet.

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Sexual practice of holding off right at the point of ejaculation. To some people, edging makes the final climax much more intense.

I was jackin off with him and we were edging - fuck, we edged for about half an hour and I finally exploded, shot about a quart of cum!

Edging by mitchnvic May 8, 2009

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Tom: Jesus! I screwed Mary last night. That bitch got a never-ending vagina! It was like, I shoved it in but got lost.

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The act of edging to the most extreme measures possible

Bro I did some galaxy edging last night, it was crazyyyyyy.

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When the person you've spent themost amazing weekend with decides to stay with you instead of going back to their old life/city.

"Where's Declan? Haven't seen him in a while." "Oh, he pulled a Garden State ending with that girl from back home."

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The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.

Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...

Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!

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