Dishwasher 

When you get mad at your girl so you treat her as property.

Wife: get rid of your waifu posters
Husband: SHUT UP YOU FREELOADING PRICK AND GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN YOU DISHWASHER!!!

Dishwasher by Mr.Hitlerplsloveme May 17, 2018

dishwasher 

v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.

Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.

dishwasher by gr33nman August 26, 2013

Dishwashers 

two dudes who slack off and do nothing every day and listen to rap music and put in chews.

"Ricky and Jon," Mr. Aurandt screamed, "you two are the biggest dishwashers ever!"

Dishwashers by DW#1 December 21, 2006

dishwasher 

One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee

dishwasher by de DAI yos February 8, 2004

Purple Dishwasher Monkey 

Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".

Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"

Purple Dishwasher Monkey by well read March 25, 2005

Dishwasher 

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

Dishwasher by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Dishwasher 

A women

a women is a dishwasher

Dishwasher by women ae bad January 23, 2019