Dickalingus 

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

Dickalingus by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

hot dickings 

Hot Dickings is the noun that is the action of giving it to another but in a fiery intense way and came about though the cartoon show of Dr. Tran. A common misuse of the word is to use it as a verb such as to go dickings or dicking someone instead of to give them a dicking.

Such as "He was just passing them out, "Hot Dickings!"

hot dickings by Davey Browne March 14, 2008

dicking the pudding 

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005

Dicking market 

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

Dicking market by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Dickerick 

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

Dickerick by Emerson44 September 3, 2016

Widow-Dicking 

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.

"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking

Widow-Dicking by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

baby dicking around 

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.

We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

baby dicking around by RichChigga July 19, 2016