sex deprived 

Having to do with suffering caused by a lack of sexual relations. Including lack of oral, vaginal, and anal sex.

She feels sex deprived when her married lover does not come to Memphis from Nashville to fuck her.

He called her but she didn't answer the phone, that weekend he felt sex deprived.

Going without sex for too long can cause sexual deprivation.

He got blue-balls because she deprived him of sex for too long.

sex deprived by Rendezvous December 16, 2008

Derping 

To be scared and coughing at the same time

Wow, I was derping so hard when I watched that horror movie last night

Derping by PixelatedKiwi December 3, 2020

deprived 

1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex. 2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.

I'm almost 17 years old and never had a girlfriend or gone any further than hugs. I'm really fucking deprived.

deprived by obie trice June 11, 2003

derpiness 

'derpiness' - noun.

The act of being stupid / silly but generally in an inoffensive way.

Sorry for my derpiness. I wasn't thinking properly!

His derpiness is off the chain today.

Your derpiness is making me laugh.

derpiness by squigglers January 12, 2016

deepism 

The study of conditions of thought, commonly associated with the names of people who felt like patenting their moodiness. Deepism is often displayed as random name-dropping in a futile attempt to make the "dropper" seem intellectual.

"Gary is always going on about nihilistic tendencies... he is so lost in deepism!"

deepism by Oren3223 September 15, 2007

deprive

prevent (a person or place) from having or using something.

Take back something.

the city was deprived of its water supplies

deprive by Zaidi July 11, 2015

Derpiful

beautiful of the derps, the ultimate level of derp

derpina is derpiful

Derpiful by Derpmere December 21, 2013