canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

chance would be a fine thing 

That’s a thing people say, isn’t it?

Chance would be a fine thing lisa, a fine thing indeed! Hmm saying that a bit too often now...

chance would be a fine thing by Zoetropper October 1, 2020

Chanceller Rizz 

A person with the upmost highest rizz in the universe. Named after Chanceller. Also known as the god of rizz.

- Hey do you have Chanceller Rizz Chanceller

- Yeah, Yeah-eh, Yeah

Chanceller Rizz by the hood gonna love it December 17, 2022

Buckley's chance 

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

Buckley's chance by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Chaeter faeg

Someone who, when introduced to something that he/she deems "cool," will immediately start copying it.

"Dude, Michael is such a chaeter faeg."

"I know! Right after I started quoting the epic win-fail 80s movie "Gleaming the Cube,' he did too. That's so not radical!"

Chaeter faeg by Hardxcore Drug Lord December 2, 2007

Chantee

Noun: The name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. One who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. She is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. Chantee has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. Her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, and her heart lights the darkest, coldest souls and fills them with happiness.

2. Another word for perfection

Chantee is an incredible human being. Get to know her.

Chantee by Shawn0694 December 28, 2010