Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

After having two kids, Lawrence was cashstrated.

Cashtration by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

castrati 

males who were castrated before puberty so that they could be trained to play feminine roles in plays and operas in the 18th century. The tonal quality of the castrati was so pure that the castrated youths were in great demand as performers. Many famous composers of the era wrote operatic parts especially for the voices of the castrati.

Seth sings like he's a castrati.

castrati by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

Cumstration 

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.

Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.

Cumstration by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009

CASTRATIKRON 

Very similar to a Succubus, except more metal and brutal. A Succubus seduces men with lame songs and schematics while a CASTRATIKRON is very blatant with the act.

With a CASTRATIKRON there is no hope of saving your friends from the bitch.

He is Castrated to the next level.

"I don't like Jim's girlfriend. She always imposes herself into what Jim says and feels"

"He told me he wants to stay in tonight."

"Why"

"Because Becky wants him to"

"That bitch is a CASTRATIKRON"

CASTRATIKRON by D Mc C September 11, 2009

Castrator 

(N) A female, so unfathomly ugly in appearance, she causes the immediate decay of the testicles of any man within sight. The Testicles fall away, never to be seen again...

On a scale from 1-to-10, that "girl" was a ZERO. Seriously, I have Zero nads after seeing that Castrator!

Castrator by Cpt. Curd September 7, 2008

Castrabation 

The act of masturbating so hard that the penis or testicles fall(s) off.

Thirteen-year-old boys should be warned that masturbation, when left unchecked, can result in castrabation, an unfortunate yet comical consequence of their horniness.

Castrabation by JABIX May 24, 2009

Cashtration 

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

Cashtration by Mellen1 April 27, 2010