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sexy-beasting 

VERB: 1. to be a sexy beast, or to preform the act of sexy-beasting. 2. to have sexy parties, get crunk, and act like a retard.
Sara, Jenny, and Jill are such sexy beasts! Look at them, sex-beasting all over the place!!!

Poor Tony. He's so bad at sexy-beasting.

Oooh, look at James. He's trying way too hard to be a sexy beast, he has no idea that he's completely incapable of sexy-beasting.

A Beasting 

A time on a Monday evening when a certain individual and his mother take off their clothes and put baked beans (must be heinz) up their Mothers anus and fart them into the mouth of the partner
Last night me and my dear mother had a beasting, it was a very pleasurable experience.

2 x beasting it 

when you go to sleep at 12, sleep for 12 hours, and wake up at 12...which can be written as 121212, which is two 666 or the number of the beast
Civ1: Dude...I was 2 x beasting it last night.
Civ2: Nice!
Civ3: Who are you guys?
2 x beasting it by EchoFugStick October 8, 2005

Mr Beasting 

The action of careless generosity to the less fortunate classes of the societal construction.
"The man was Mr Beasting his money to the man on the sidewalk."
Mr Beasting by The Nigerian Swine August 13, 2025

Mr. Beasting 

When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.
Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.
Mr. Beasting by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

Blasting Yeezus 

To penetrate a partner's anal cavity, often with vigour.

Derived from the aggressive, jarring and unorthodox nature of Kanye West's 2013 masterpiece 'Yeezus', much like engaging in anal sexual intercourse.
Lloyd: Let's play tennis sometime.
Harrison: Nah bro play me in basketball I'll be blasting Yeezus on your ass.
Lloyd: Don't do that again I'm still sore from last time.
Blasting Yeezus by Mrkky June 10, 2018