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A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
Batman by Homob499 January 31, 2022
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A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.
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Batman by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022
1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
batman by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009
A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.
Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?
batman by darkhorizon October 18, 2006
In Call of Duty or other shooter game when you jump off a cliff and knife a person for a kill. This is done silently to not alert enemies on the radar. Killing is done very efficiently and without a trace much like how Batman stalks his prey
He is on my "X", he Batmaned me.

He got the Batman for the final kill cam.
Batman by Lord_Maher March 24, 2011
The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
Batman by Chevey0 October 21, 2011
worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.

see also Joel
Batman by batjoel January 2, 2013