The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.
This act includes the following: You and your partner are heating things up, you tell them you need to "freshen up" in the restroom. You proceed to take the nastiest shit you can WITHOUT wiping. You run to the bed and sit on her face you then violently rub your non wiped ass and nuts up and down her face.
After along day of shopping with the wife and bad mexican food, she wanted to try on her new lingerie so I knew she was in for The Nutty Barbarian.
While doing a chick doggy style, right before you blow your load, you unsheathe your broadsword and cut her head off. Afterwards, pull out and blow it in the resulting neck hole. You must then take the head and bring it to your village elder for meat.
Bob is so good at the barbarian! He's got15 pounds of meat this week.
Also known as Beserkers, the Barbarian is a Warrior who uses brute force as a weapon. The Barbarian is by no means at all very intelligent, but it is extremely skilled at killing nonetheless. The Barbarian is best known for his battle rages. As the battle rages on, the Barbarian can let out an earth-shaking roar that allows him to access the hidden strangth within him. Thus, the Barbarian is even more ruthless and more powerful. One interesting thing to note is that no Barbarian has ever surrendered.
The Barbarian struck the man in the stomach with so much force, that his arm penetrated the man's stomach, and came out the other side.