bamboo steamer 

to deficate upon ones chest

"shelly is such a bitch, but she is fine and I would like to give her a bamboo steamer."

bamboo steamer by craig ford July 7, 2007

Bamboo Grove

A slang term for gential hair. The term Bamboo Grove is typically used for bushy and dense hair thats very noticable.

Guy 1: "Oh man. Check out that girl in the g-string bikini!"
Guy 2: "Dude, don't get too attached. Can't you see that huge Bamboo Grove?"
Guy 1: "Sweet jesus. Someone buy that bitch a razor!"

Bamboo Grove by Amber F. April 28, 2008

bamboo ass bitch 

A bitch with a stick (preferably bamboo) up her ass 😒

She never wants to hang out with us what a bamboo ass bitch .

bamboo ass bitch by Whitetoes99 December 29, 2020

Bamboo tree 

A large penis belonging to a chinese man.

When I went to China i was pleasured by many bamboo trees.

Bamboo tree by Prince Nippolean July 21, 2005

bamboo butt fuck 

you take a bamboo tree, hollow it out, sand it up and get everything very smooth. now theres a pregnant lady, 2cnd trimester, your gonna shove the bamboo straight up her vagina hitting and puncturing her butthole thus creating one super hole. now take the bamboo stick, make her body like a butter churn, and churn the butter. now spit shit and piss in the super hole after churning her like butter. also bleed and cry into the super hole for good measure. form a ladle out of her skull bone, take the ladle and scoop the soup that you have made in the superhole ( preheat oven to 350, cover in salt butter and pepper, and cook for roughly 15 minuets). now pour the scalding soup onto ones own body burning ones self to a crisp but using it as a lube as it drips. then finish off into her superhole thus finishing the bamboo butt fuck!

Drew: dude, im being charged with 1st degree murder, i bamboo butt fucke d susan last night....

Blaine: Dude... how was it

Drew: dudee..... the best

bamboo butt fuck by jimmy kerbek October 22, 2010

bamboo dream machine

a really good looking bong or pipe.

I just spent $300 on this bamboo dream machine

bamboo dream machine by Flump December 1, 2006

bamboo bar 

a wack-ass "club" on the jersey shore filled with ugly sluts and fat unemployed italians. patrons should be embarrassed that they are inside of this dump.

"Hey lets degrade ourselves tonight and meet up with some fat drunk wops!"
"ok, ill meet you at Bamboo Bar!"

bamboo bar by Siola April 15, 2007