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Aldo Vento 

"Im just a normal twenty year old boy living in the big city. Im a model and actor but of course who isnt in LA? I'm signed with a agency who has me wrapped with a lot. I enjoy my job but people dont realize that its harder then it seems. I've worked very hard to get where I'm at now but I'm still not done." -Aldo Vento's Myspace

Aldo Vento is a model and actor in L.A. who hosts a show on stickam on Tuesdays at 8pm
Are you gonna watch Aldo Vento tonight?
Yeah, of course! I watch him every Tuesday!
Aldo Vento by Hiei Lawliet August 27, 2008

Aldo Ovaltine 

A small, angry little fellow that dick rides Red Hot Chili Peppers, and has probably frequently stalked every member until sexually satisfied.
Guy 1: "hey aldo, how ya doing man?"

Aldo Ovaltine: "are you in the red hot chili peppers?"

Guy 1: "no"

Aldo Ovaltine: "fuck you"
Aldo Ovaltine by Otis Gould October 11, 2011

aldo andres 

Aldo andres was a Spanish/italian captain who sailed with Christopher Colombus and was known as an alcoholic and gambling addict and pirate until he was caught stealing rum from officials and was executed at is rumored that he was really the first person to discover America but Christopher Colombus wanted the glory so he framed him for lstealing rum and stole his map
Bro, have you had enough to drink? Nah man imma drink like an Aldo andres tonight!
aldo andres by John Stewart PhD February 23, 2015

aldo duvan 

some boring mexican who thinks he is a niglet
wow today daniel was such a aldo duvan.
aldo duvan by robert The Dood November 1, 2017

Aldo Hamilic

A great sexy man with a big penis
Man her boyfriend is Aldo Hamilic, she's so lucky.
Aldo Hamilic by ep1!!! April 21, 2021
1) to tattle tale on someone like a freckly faced queer
2) describing someone that has acted or is acting like a bitch nigga
1) "Yeah I stole money from my moms purse but then my little brother Aldo'd me, that faggot!"
2) "That dude is acting like a total Aldo right now!"
Aldo'd by WorldStarMario November 13, 2014