Your Aunt Adopted 

The ultimate comeback, Not even god himself can defy this and must submit to thegodly powers of this. Even the feared "Your Cousin Non Binary" cant compare with this.

Jack: Your Mom Gay
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated

Your Aunt Adopted by Uhhh Yizzle May 14, 2018

adopted 

what people say when they get annoyed with someone.
when a chlid or adult that once was a child has no parents or was given up for adoption.

1 "no one loves you james.... youre adopted"
2 "i feel so bad for amanda shes adopted"

adopted by Haliee <3 April 6, 2007

Adopted 

Hilarious insult used to embarass, humiliate, or emotionally destroy a jackass.

"Oh my god! Guess what?"
"What?"
"You're adopted."

Adopted by Aly Boss Ginnetti January 25, 2009

Adopted 

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

Adopted by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

You're adopted 

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

You're adopted by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

Adopted Penis 

An adopted penis aka. an adopted cockteaser, is ANY broad that is born from a country in Europe... called "Romania". These type of broads will fuck you up in every possible way, such as cock teasting, lying and decieving. These broads are a human waste and should be further disposed.

"HEY,! RAMZI did you see that adopted penis walk by?"

Adopted Penis by Matthew D'Amore November 26, 2006

triple adapter 

A woman who likes having all her three loving passages filled at the same time.
Generally by three different cocks at the same time.

She likes cock so much that she loves being the triple adapter in a four way fuck.

triple adapter by roodboy September 2, 2007