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Self patter

Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.
A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."

Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.

If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Self patter by BMWM3 August 6, 2010
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Flower Pattern Girl 

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
Flower Pattern Girl by ANMAN September 2, 2010

Sleeping Pattern 

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
Sleeping Pattern by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018

Robert Pattinson

A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
Robert Pattinson by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020

robert pattinson

sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !
robert pattinson is so hot holy fuck

Robert Pattinson

This is the super villain called Spunk ransom’s alter ego. Spunk ransom is known to give off the distinct smell of crayons. He is also known for biting babies and even as a child he had this evil with in him. It all started when he locked his substitute teacher in a closet and ever since then he has been causing distress to many people.
Boy: Hey, Robert Pattinson kinda looks like a hotter version of Spunk Ransom.
Girl: you idiot he is Spunk Ransom

see the lace pattern 

To be wearing very tight clothing. Comes from the current tread for girls to wear tight fitting clothes, such that you can see the lace pattern on their bra and/or thong.

Man, her pants were so tight, I could see the lace pattern.

Yeah, her dress style is extreme business provocative, you can see the lace pattern.

Hooters waitresses have to abide by their dress code, which is "see the lace pattern".