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Above average in looks. Has nice toes
Lauren by Feetking November 23, 2021
Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"
Lauren by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
All around amazing human. She is kind, honest, and generous. She loves fitness and especially yoga. She is super smart but will not make you feel dumb, even though she’s probably far more insightful and has a higher IQ than the average person. She also is amazing in bed. She keeps herself tight n right. But, the key to her heart is Taco Bell. Usually Lauren is not tall but rather height challenged with good body proportion. Lauren loves to laugh and will do her best to make you feel amazing and special because she believes every person is a gift. If you are lucky enough to snag a Lauren, hold onto her because her magic only comes around once, if ever. Also, she has great hair.
Lauren legit lights up a room, also check out her ass, it’s incredible.
Lauren by anonymous November 23, 2021
…you literally don’t exist. There’s absolutely no way you went on urban dictionary after seeing an Instagram challenge because that’s literally impossible. You aren’t real. This an illusion. You cannot be perceived.
What’s a “Lauren”?
Lauren by Waitwhathuh November 23, 2021
A lauren. Not to be confused with Lo-Ren. "Lauren." Lauren.
I Lauren'd today.
Lauren by moozay November 23, 2021
That's Lauren. This is Lauren. I am Lauren.
Lauren by 315milky November 23, 2021