Lauren

Lauren is the girl that every man wants. She cooks, she cleans, and she puts out. She’s also very smart and successful, helping you be the trophy husband of your dreams.

Thanks to Lauren I’m a trophy husband with a clean house and full stomach.

Lauren by Trophyhusbend November 23, 2021

Lauren

Above average in looks. Has nice toes

Lauren’s toes are very attractive

Lauren by Feetking November 23, 2021

Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.

All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"

Lauren by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021

Lauren

All around amazing human. She is kind, honest, and generous. She loves fitness and especially yoga. She is super smart but will not make you feel dumb, even though she’s probably far more insightful and has a higher IQ than the average person. She also is amazing in bed. She keeps herself tight n right. But, the key to her heart is Taco Bell. Usually Lauren is not tall but rather height challenged with good body proportion. Lauren loves to laugh and will do her best to make you feel amazing and special because she believes every person is a gift. If you are lucky enough to snag a Lauren, hold onto her because her magic only comes around once, if ever. Also, she has great hair.

Lauren legit lights up a room, also check out her ass, it’s incredible.

Lauren by anonymous November 23, 2021

Lauren

…you literally don’t exist. There’s absolutely no way you went on urban dictionary after seeing an Instagram challenge because that’s literally impossible. You aren’t real. This an illusion. You cannot be perceived.

What’s a “Lauren”?

Lauren by Waitwhathuh November 23, 2021

Lauren

A lauren. Not to be confused with Lo-Ren. "Lauren." Lauren.

I Lauren'd today.

Lauren by moozay November 23, 2021

Lauren

Lauren, that's all you need to know.

That's Lauren. This is Lauren. I am Lauren.

Lauren by 315milky November 23, 2021