Asshole

Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.

Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.

Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.

Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.

Asshole by -dipshit May 3, 2022

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Asshole

Simply put, an asshole is someone who shits on people, often for no reason.

Often just to pull them down to his or her level or even put them beneath him.

He or she uses invalidation techniques, antagonism techniques, contrarian techniques, to be an asshole.

He or she has all kinds of techniques to be an asshole. He or she will find all kinds of ways to put himself or herself on a high horse, to talk down to you.

Assholes will do everything to try and brain fuck you. So you can't think.

Some Assholes will gas light you, to make you question your senses, question your sanity.

They have all kinds of insane ways of getting the last word in, to make sure you lose or make you wrong.

All their computations are psychotic computations.

All assholes get their advice from snakes.

When something is the fault of an asshole, or an asshole loses an argument, or when an asshole has committed harmful acts, or has skeletons in his closet, defamation of character becomes his weapon.

He also often begins find fault with the government and criticizes the government. Bc the gov is a target that he not as likely to get flack back from.

Assholes are fact and truth resistant. They are not interested in good logic and good reason or sensible talk. They are only interested in expressing their opinions.

It is impossible to reason with with an asshole.

Getting into an argument with an asshole is like getting into a pissing contest with a skunk.

Asshole by Diogenese May 7, 2022