fire mullet 

A "Fire Spinner's Mullet."
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.

I had a Fire Mullet, and then shaved my head.

fire mullet by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013

ponytail mullet 

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.

"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"

ponytail mullet by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014

Food mullet 

When you have a mouthful of food with the amazing combination of spicy in the back of your throat and sweet in the front

"Its business up front, party in the back"

That marinated pulled pork sandwich dipped in chipotle mayo gave me the ultimate food mullet"

Food mullet by Sweet Maverick June 8, 2014

yard mullet 

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

yard mullet by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

Tree Mullet 

When the front of your Christmas tree is all decked out, and the back of the tree is completely blank.
"Party in the front, business in the back."

We let the boys decorate the Christmas tree, lo and behold, we ended up with a Tree Mullet.

Tree Mullet by HealthyMomNextDoor December 15, 2014

Retired Mullet 

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

Retired Mullet by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

hand mullet 

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

hand mullet by susil19 June 2, 2016