John 

john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk

"omg there is john so cool"

John by swaggyhoe2829 November 5, 2021

John 

John deserves a Carlee.

“Who are you with john.”
“oh my girlfriend carlee”

John by hgccc November 8, 2021

John 

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

John by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021

John 

A guy who is super sexy and is the best person to have ████ with the most athletic person ever

Man that john is sexy

John by heyitsmejk November 12, 2021

John 

John is the guy who puts other before himself. His life has a deep meaning of not having a meaning. He doesn't know how to talk to people and he is very shy.

He will risk his life for his friends, even if they don't need it. He is submissive and breedable. He will obey your orders if you step on him. He is not social at all and doesn't know how to make friends.

Senpai - Show submission and obey your master.

John - Step on me

John by Jsjsjdjdjjeejj November 20, 2021

John 

John is a pear which makes him very fruity, make sure to play CPR around him to make him put his hand over his mouth and maybe he would sing CPR with you ( the song by CUPCAKKE )

omg UwU I love John

John by JOHNPHOBIC November 20, 2021

John 

Another -informal- term used to describe a toilet, most commonly used by meth heads

-Jesse: Hey man, can I use your John?
-Meth head: Yeah sure man it's inside

John by Lil Swigga 69 November 21, 2021