Billy Crystal Day 

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

Billy Crystal Day by richard gear April 27, 2009

Dirty crystal 

The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.

we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.

Dirty crystal by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010

chode crystal 

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.

Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.

chode crystal by Stumble January 24, 2008

Australian crystal 

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

Australian crystal by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

caleb and crystal by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

black crystal 

A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.

Don't pull a Buffy on me. I didn't mean to bite you. The black crystal made me do it.

black crystal by alltiedup4U November 24, 2007

Alaska's crystal meth capital 

Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.

"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."

Alaska's crystal meth capital by saneremu October 30, 2008