whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

whore of pastiness by me. December 26, 2004

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Plasticarian

The hippie douchbag who is trying not to use plastic in his/her daily life.

Adam - "What's wrong with your teeth?"
Joe - "I can't brush them because I can't find any tooth brushes or tooth paste suitable for me :("
Adam - "Why not?"
Joe - "I'm a raging plasticarian"

Plasticarian by liydah June 10, 2013

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plastic

Somewhere in between rubbery and boisterous. Plastic people know the greatest things.

When you go to school with a polo shirt and you're all HEY then that's pretty plastic

plastic by Forsythe J Mord April 25, 2006

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plastic surgery

plastic surgery (n): A woman that is strictly polite, so that no curious male tries to go to her at all, because she looks like a plastic surgery.

You could not imagine, this Jasmine around: at last was known for a plastic surgery , after years that bullied she the men around, with her bitterness of her divorce; Every body was horrified of her frowns by her divorce.

plastic surgery by man!? March 25, 2017