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A girl named maggie who is full of fagness. A magness will relentlessly poop mexican out of her bhole and stank up any joint she enters. Never let a Magness into your house because her stench will forever haunt.
This house stinks like Shit, somebody must have let Magness in again.
magness by Cumstainface February 20, 2009

magnestic 

"if you know how and why magnetic and majestic go together you are magnestic."
"says who?"
"says Prince Akishino"
magnestic by Krkič April 22, 2019

magnetical 

To stick the picture in her locker, she put the magnetical thing up in front of it.
magnetical by Jordan February 10, 2004

magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.
For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"
magnetational by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006

magnetic money 

credit cards are made from magnetic materials and have become the easiest way of paying for goods or services
We live in a world of magnetic money where the copper penny has become obsolete.
magnetic money by economist101 December 14, 2009

magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
magnetic air car by michael foolsley November 13, 2011