wise guy 

1. A smart aleck.
2.One who makes snide, sardonic and concieted comments and genereally acts like an arrogrant bastard.
3. The best retort ever.

Person 1: Hey you idiot.

Person 2: Oh, a wise guy, eh?

Person 1: What?

Person 2 (aggressively): I said wise guy!

wise guy by not a wise guy September 7, 2006

Wise beyond beers 

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

Wise beyond beers by opkode April 3, 2013

wise guy 

awise guy is a member of this thing of ours, more commonly know as the Italian Mafia. not neccessarily a made guy but you got to have association widem.

"That guy living down the road, he's a wise guy, he's untouchable"

wise guy by Wise Guy? April 9, 2009

wise monkey 

Someone that is usually very astute but reverts to a monkey like state whenever they consume alcohol.

Carrie- "Can I bring my friend John to the BBQ?" ChunkDaddy- "Hell no! I don't want that wise monkey fuckin up any my shit."

wise monkey by ChunkDaddy September 20, 2010

wise_wolfy 

He is a cool guy trust me i know him

Wise_Wolfy has a Chad personality

wise_wolfy by Wise_Wolfy September 27, 2020

Wise Hawk Sage 

The Wise Hawk Sage is a being who blesses us with his presence by bestowing upon us knowledge that we would not have never known of if it weren't for him giving it to us. He doesn't come very often, but when he does it truly is an enlightening experience. When he is done he flies into the sun awaiting the next soul who required his wisdom.

"Oh Wise Hawk Sage, what wisdom do you bestow upon us mortals today?"

"Don't use VLC media player"

"Oh, strange wisdom but okay"

Wise Hawk Sage by Sunflower Man January 3, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and have a computer this game is a must have!

My girfriend: I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when I get over there
My stupid ass:

Wise Mystical Tree by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 30, 2022