Help Wanted 

A type of sign that most businesses place in clear view of prospective applicants, despite their inexplicable desire not to hire help for any reason.

What the good goddamn is wrong with that restaurant? I applied to them four times in the last three months and they haven't called back yet, but that fucking "Help Wanted" sign is still up there!

Help Wanted by Wallbridge January 21, 2006

WaNtEd 

The coolest of the cool. Only the most popular, buffest, funniest and best looking can obtain this title. It's an honor to be referred to with this pronoun.

Oh my god you're right! He's definitely a WaNtEd, I wish i could be as cool as him

WaNtEd by WaNtEdAmErIcAn October 18, 2010

Wandering Nipple 

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

Wandering Nipple by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

Wanderlust 

German word, made from "wandern", which means walking, as in to take a walk, and "Lust", desire. Means a strong desire to travel. Also associated with discovering new places.

I feel Wanderlust

Wanderlust by queen ma August 6, 2015

wandering prairie dog 

when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.

"I broke up with him after he pulled a wandering prairie dog."

wandering prairie dog by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009

wandernaut 

a know-it-all, frequent traveler. they will one up any travel story you've got because they've already been there, done that. they somehow always are in the first boarding group at the airport. they get upgrades at their hotels. you hate them. but secretly wish you were them.

"No shit, you've already been to Dominica?" Because you're a wandernaut, I thought in my head. Of course you've been there before me.

wandernaut by surbeelee April 16, 2014

wandering beard 

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

wandering beard by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016